Slap Daniel! For the Nth time he appeared in front of me, he never fails to make feel as if I am doomed for another health attack. And for the Nth time, he was just this CLOSE to driving me to SGH. Slap him la! And I was just this CLOSE to not smsing him and telling him where to find us. But I did. Imagine if I didn't? Huh! I told him we were at Cineleisure but he drove to Suntec! Huh! Even before he appeared, he already made everyone chio gar peng. Lucky me sms him or else he might have to search whole Singapore. And lucky him he still knows how to call. Imagine what if HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO? And lucky me I kept the sent sms to him in the sent folder or else, I would be the QIAN GU ZUI REN.
As usual, when he appeared, Hui Zhang immediately threw a paper bag containing TWO BBQ CHICKEN WINGS at him. For what, he asked Hui Zhang. Hui Zhang immediately retorted, "Iya, 吃不完， 给你吃." Daniel seethed with grumbles, "Cannot finish then ask me to eat la is it??! Huh!" To which Hui Zhang slapped him back with a "有得给你吃， 你还 complain，没有得吃你才知道!"
"Ok lor, I CHECK see got expire liao or not first!" Daniel said unwillingly. Hui Zhang gin-ed him and turn back and continue opening her concert, one hand holding the remote control and choosing songs from the ktv machine but yet urging Daniel to dian ge and sing. *Hui Zhang! You hold the remote control how our silly Daniel sir going to dian ge and sing??*
Then, I never got to see the two chicken wings again. Dunoe if Daniel had eaten it or what, cos I never see the paper bag ever again around us, nor did we see him eat it up lay. Then, finally after a long wait, Daniel sir's turn to sing came. Then, I slowly rose to record as Hui Zhang started to sit down beside Daniel sir cos it's finally his turn after so long to deng chang! *You know why? Cos I kept seeing the screen flash "到底有谁能够告诉我" as the next song cos Daniel sir say he shall sing this for us to listen, but then the next song just never came. Other songs came instead leh.* So there I was, recording Daniel singing it. Then, wah lau, out of the sudden, a drink stirrer came lashing at me leh! Hui Zhang threw a drink stirrer at me! It hit me and then hit the floor! Hui Zhang, I never de zui you lay. Why you throw at me ha?
Then came more concert from Hui Zhang muahaha! Hui Zhang forbid him to talk nonsense and forbid me to read the newspapers! She say, Eh, 这个报纸是我买的，我有叫你看 meh? 你是来唱歌还是来看报纸的? I look at her, and then, I look at her again without a word (我是来唱歌 then 顺便看报纸啦！), But hor, Daniel sir kena from her when she questioned him he come here for what de, he tu her back and kena from her. So, muahaha of cos I diam diam la! Then, our silly Daniel sir slumped on the sofa and fall asleep and remained in "sub-concussed status" until....
Daniel: Hui Zhang!! 你可以不要 block 吗? I very the pei fu your bending skills, you have been blocking Fang's view for one and a half songs. Then, Hui Zhang turned and looked at him one glance and then looked back at the computer screen and continue choosing her songs to sing. As usual, Daniel got ignored by Hui Zhang la. Poor poor chap. Always kena buang into the glass door like that.
Then he saw me climb onto the sofa in an attempt to look over Hui Zhang's shoulders, he started to look at me in horror and said, before 你爬上 sofa hor, 你先去减肥先可以吗? So I almost killed him and tell him, 我已经减大约二十公斤了， 你还要我减?? 我有一直在自动瘦 ok?
不知好歹的 Daniel Loh， 有一天我会毒哑你的!
Then, came the best thing! Daniel forgot where he parked his car and went in search for his car! My goodness! Poor boy. Must be he earlier on concussed till he blur liao. Ok la, I forgive him for keep telling me to jian fei. Beat him beat him beat him! Hood him hood him hood him! Always suan me dunoe for what sia.
Hmm, I think hor, he blur is not bu xiao xin de la, is chang chang blur like sotong. But we just forgive him okies? Think he too hungry la. *Why everytime I see him ah, he always complain HUNGRY ah? 瘦的人就会常常饿吗?* So he suggested going to Kovan de Cha Can Ting to eat. He ah, talk until as if we know where he talking about like that. I not computer leh. Think I know what he talking about ma? Hood him la! But heng, I 天生聪明， 有才必有用, I actually know which place he was talking about leh! Cos I happen to always go there. Then surprisingly, Hui Zhang, the masters holder hor, also knows where he is talking about leh, cos she said she always pass by there. Muahaha! So he was just this CLOSE to being hood on the head by me and Hui Zhang. He is always just this dam lucky! Duh!
Then as usual la, he irritate Hui Zhang as if it's his favorite past time la in the car. Then I dunoe say what and HEARTLESS Daniel Loh want to throw me down the car to take taxi home. Then Hui Zhang help him say 好话 and somemore sayang Daniel sir by patting his head and tell him, "You know, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HELP YOU, YOU KNOW?? I sayang you la!"
Then at the restaurant, I must stressed this like Shuqing. "I have been eating cooked eggs in the maggi mee in this Cha Can Ting until I feel dam depressed eating it." Why? Because I have been eating these many times and everytime I tell the person the egg in my maggi mee must be fully cooked, and no matter how many times I have said, the raw egg will just come in the maggi mee every time. -_-" Then then then, Hui Zhang pointed the vicks stick at Grace's nose while Daniel took out his tin of vicks. Faint. But even if I ever faint, there will be more than one bottle of vicks to revive me. Hahaha! As usual la, I think wherever we go, we went cam whoring and create such a din that we even almost bullied the waiter until I think they turned up the music to cover our noise? Poor waiter leh! Next time he saw us, I think he might just jitao put out the lights and the CLOSED sign on the door. Tsk. We are just chek ark. I got more stories but I write until a bit boring so hahaha someone else please continue the story ba. Till then, enjoy the food pictures again ya.
